Friday, August 6, 2010

stimulus package

How's your summer?

Have you gone "camping"? Have you been to a baseball game? Did you see all the movies that you were "supposed" to see: Toy Story 3, Toy Story 3D, Inception, Inception while you were awake, Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore?

Have you been a good consumer?

Do you stimulate the economy?

Do you go to "matinees"? Do you go to them alone? Are you an adult man? Are you crying out for help? Do you cry? Did you cry at the end of Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore?

Do you enjoy reading your spam email? Do you pretend you know the person who sent it to you?

Did you get mine?

When I asked if you wanted to "Stop Living from Paycheck to Paycheck," did you wonder what was meant by the word "living"?

Are you going to see the new Will Ferrell movie today?