Monday, August 9, 2010

the only living boy

Are you a writer?

Do you write "Young Adult" fiction?

Are you a man?

Sure you are.

Everyone knows guys do not write books for young people.

Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?

Do you want to punch the guy with the red scarf and blue blazer in the face for being such a crappy driver?

Apparently, his "pal" is about one second away from a massive head injury.

And I'm just guessing, but wherever they are it looks like they're going to rely more on things like "prayer" than on fluffy contrivances such as "ambulances" and "neurosurgery".

Everyone knows frozen microwave food is terrible, too, but they still purchase it, probably thinking this... will... be... the... ONE.

Did you write anything today?

Are you afraid of people?

Are you all alone?