Tuesday, August 10, 2010

the go-getter (final installment in the "very creepy posts series")

I wonder what that book is about.

I wonder if it's "YA".

It must be. It's about a high school boy and a hot chick.

Everyone knows the formula for YA.

I wonder if they had "organizations" back in the days when books like this were written, where writers would have "panels" and talk about "craft".

Are you a writer?

Does nasty criticism of your work make you feel suicidal?

Were your parents generally dissatisfied with you when you were a kid?

Did they forget your birthday more than once?

What kind of person are you?

Are you a "go-getter"?

Are you the "go-to" guy at the office?

Do you store provisions in your garage in case the world ends?

Do you keep a deck of cards there?

Do you have someone to play with?