I can't say I'm sorry to tear this page out of the calendar.
And burn it.
So... here we are, stuck in the limbo between Black Friday and Cyber Monday. And, since nobody has claimed this day, I would like to officially proclaim the Sunday between BF and CM from this day forward shall be known as Shop Like Gandhi Sunday.
I mean... are these count-your-money-before-it's-spent days really necessary? Have people really become so commercially brainwashed that they've devolved into Pavlovian ATMs?
Don't answer that... I know the answer already.
So long, November 2008. Glad to be getting rid of you. In the future, try to be a little more June-like, okay?