
And burn it.
So... here we are, stuck in the limbo between Black Friday and Cyber Monday. And, since nobody has claimed this day, I would like to officially proclaim the Sunday between BF and CM from this day forward shall be known as Shop Like Gandhi Sunday.
I mean... are these count-your-money-before-it's-spent days really necessary? Have people really become so commercially brainwashed that they've devolved into Pavlovian ATMs?
Don't answer that... I know the answer already.
Ugh.
So long, November 2008. Glad to be getting rid of you. In the future, try to be a little more June-like, okay?