This weekend I will be posting from a secret location. A secret location with cake. Because tomorrow is my daughter's 13th birthday, which means it's time for me to start getting serious about the whole arranged-marriage thing for her.
I had a groom lined up for her, but I found out two disturbing things about him: He plays Dungeons and Dragons, and he owns no cattle.
I know.
Loser.
2 comments:
Maybe a Star Wars fan who owns goats would be better. Just sayin. Happy Birthday to the fellow Gemini. I'll be eating cake from a secret location myself next week.
I know that prevailing wisdom implies you'd want a nerd or a geek for your daughter, but I think you are correct to hold out for livestock. D&D alone does not make a successful marriage.
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