Friday, August 12, 2011

back to normal


Whew.

Back to normal.

Have you ever gone Back to Normal?

Do you notice that your dog seems a little different after you've been gone for a few days?

Normal must get really fucked up when you're gone.

And then when you get back, Normal is all resentful and shit because you've been away, and Normal has been left to manage things. To keep them all normal and shit.

That's exactly what you get for trying to sneak back quietly.

Normal gives you the cold shoulder.

Your dog might shit in unusual places when you're away, but Normal?

Normal likes to leave surprises that can't be washed off with a garden hose.

Have you ever gone back to the town where you lived when you were a kid?

Did it creep you out?

Did you feel like everyone still recognized you as the nine-year-old kid who accidentally killed his aunt on Thanksgiving?

You need to stop blaming yourself.

You need to move on.

I'm okay with that.

With you being a murderer.

I care about you.