Monday, April 23, 2012
news from the soup of the universe
This, apparently, is how it starts, people.
They are coming to take over the planet, and I have proof.
Over the weekend, I received an email from the O--- Corporation. I am not going to reveal the full name of the corporation or its representative, fearing potential reprisal against me.
They want me to be their minion.
The email included this line:
We need a trustworthy Human as our company representative who will be working for the company...
Who capitalizes the word Human?
Nobody, that is, unless you are NOT a human.
If you are a Being from some godless part of the universe.
Apparently, these beings from the O--- Corporation also have had poor luck in finding a Human who is trustworthy. And they go on, to do something more evil than I can imagine.
They make up words that do not exist!
Here is the rest of the line from above (note again the mysterious capitalization of certain words):
...as a Representative with a good beneficting Payment as salary.
They plan on beneficting Humans.
Well, it's not going to start with me, Emperor Ming the Merciless, or whoever -- whatever -- You are.