Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Last year, in 2011, I sold three books for publication.
Nothing ever seems really good enough for me, but then again I was a middle child.
This year, I will sell some books, too.
I only mention that because the books I sold last year are already written.
That's why I can put quotes from them on my website.
I've said it before: I don't see how writers can pitch an idea about something they intend to write, but haven't yet written.
I mean... I would give it a shot, but the pressure must be pure hell.
It would be like pooping on command.
With an audience.
"You! Poop now!"
Even if I had a gun to my head, I don't think I could break routine.
Am I finished talking about pooping?
Yes. Yes, I am.