Wednesday, December 7, 2011

the evolutionary slot machine that will destroy mankind


I am going to New York.

This week has not been much of a farcical romp. Maybe in New York I will recapture my elusive whimsy.

Whimsy and romp: these are the things I live for.

Prancing, too.

But you already knew that.

This week I have been sullen and morose.

I realize I have used a lot of adjectives.

Sometimes when writers feel sullen and morose, they turn to alcohol.

Not me.

I turn to annoying descriptors.

I need to recapture the zany.

Zany is what I am.

I am the walking personification of Klezmer music.

I will tell you if I find anything in New York.



6 comments:

Matthew MacNish said...

What are you looking for? Besides crocs?

Jonathon Arntson said...

Prancing, really? I have never taken you for a prancer, especially because anything you say whilst prancing has an automatic exclamation mark tacked to the end.

See:

Look at me prance!

Connie said...

Prancing may lead to singing songs from musicals outloud and wearing a santa hat.

Which I would pay money to see.

Joe said...

Hah! I got my smile in for the day.

Kristen Pelfrey said...

At the Think Geek website you can purchase a candy unicorn horn that sparkles.
Prancing.
Huh.
I'm feeling moderately apprehensive.
Get to NYC. See Joe.
Feel better soon.

Dirdre Monaghan said...

Andrew, have you ever owned a super 8 camera?