The other night I had a dream that I was Jack Lord.
You know... Steve McGarrett from Hawaii Five-0.
That Jack Lord.
In my dream, I remember thinking, while the story played out, is Jack Lord still alive?
Because I wasn't sure. So, yesterday, I researched Jack Lord on the internet and found out that he is, indeed, dead. It kind of bummed me out, after the dream and all.
You know what I like to do when I get bummed out after realizing that someone I dreamed about being has been dead for over a decade?
Pout and throw a tantrum.
And put balls of Scotch Tape right between my cats' shoulder blades.