Friday, March 2, 2012

dumb stuff we do [1]


Player piano scroll:





State-mandated standardized test:



7 comments:

Matthew MacNish said...

Chicken nuggets.

Word verification.

DRM.

BPA.

ATF.

Er, wait - that's all just stuff I hate.

Charles the Reader said...

One day, there will be a standardized test that will randomly have all answers as just one letter. The poor student that gets that test will be completely screwed over.

On another note, the comment page has changed.

Kristen Pelfrey said...

I grow fangs when I see scantron forms. I scowl. I have taken to breaking number two pencils.

Andrew Smith said...

When kids get perfect on standardized tests, they become society's little player pianos -- they do exactly what they are programmed to do, no personality, no flaw, no style.

Kristen Pelfrey said...

Yes. And I don't want to live with a bunch of player pianos.
I just learned that kids have figured out that they can score perfectly on scantrons if chapstick is judiciously applied to the scantron.
I don't use scantrons. And I thought this was kind of funny. Because what shows more thought--figuring out what chapstick will do or bubbling in answers?
I like flaws. I have so many of them myself.

Jonathon Arntson said...

I am purposely imperfect.

DEMETRA BRODSKY said...

especially the state testing. I have a daughter who is in AP classes, has a phenomenal GPA, and chokes every time she has to take one of these. Sad, sad, sad state of affairs.